kite117:


And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog
Anonymous asked: What do you do for a living, if you don't mind me asking? I know you've said before that you don't have a college degree, so I was wondering if you were living comfortably and, if so, how you managed to navigate the working world. How did you get the job you have, how to move up the ladder, etc. from your perspective.

baconsprinkledpipedreams:

ushasloves:

kingjaffejoffer:

Correct, I don’t have a college degree. 

I’m a very successful small business owner who runs a cleaning service. Because I didn’t have a college degree it was initially very difficult getting things started and I was having trouble getting a loan to open my first store. A city bus ended up damaging some property I had, and I used the money from that settlement to kickstart my business. 

My significant other Louise helped me out a lot. It took a whole lot of trying just to get up the hill, you know? Now we’re up in the big leagues, and I feel like its our turn to bat. Business has gone so well that we were able to move to the East side of town. 

It’s been a long winding road, but I feel like we finally have a piece of the pie. 

I was reading like oh wow…… WAIT A MINUTE!!

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imsammarie asked: You love All girls except white girls 😞

destinysfetus:

dynastylnoire:

jonesydaking:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

i aint say all that, i love errybody but as far as dating

i just love my black queens shawty but luckily there’s tons of lame self

hating black dudes out there for u, do a twitter search for terms such as

"eww darkskin"

"i hate natural hair"

"black girls are ghetto "

"i dont like black girls"

BUT WAIT THERE’S MOREE!!!!!!!

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critically acclaimed hits such as

"why don’t they wear weaves"

but they cant make up there mind so we also have

"why do they wear weaves"

"white girls winning"

and my personal favorite

"chance the rapper makes good music"

I wouldnt be a good salesmen if I didn’t show you the product so lets try it out

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lets try for another result

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ahhh here we go

found the first 3 potential bachelors for u

For the low low price of 3 installments of your pride and dignity

you can be well on your way to finding u a coon black dude who loves snowflakes

happy hunting

and dont forget to tell em flizzy sent ya for a whopping 30 percent off the suggested retail price

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WOW!! what a deal my heads gonna explode

GADZOOKS!!! 

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HOW COULD ANYONE PASS UP THIS AMAZING OFFER

Its available for a limited only so call now

1(888)-whitegirlswinning

or

our toll free number 763-thatsmyniggatshirtshalfoff

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what are ya waiting for

lmaooo at “Chance The Rapper makes good music”

This post is gold

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

best post of 2k14

tastefullyoffensive:

[invisiblebread]

When you get a submission

And you trying to match the body shape to your followers

lilwaynesdreads:

this is what peace looks like to me

yzma:

reverseracist:

imagine how many times nicki minaj and drake had to redo that scene

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tsunamiwavesurfing:

when you wanna nut inside but remember the cost of living

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prettyboyshyflizzy:

lipz-sofrench-ass-sospanish:

brownskngirl:

princesswetkitty:

I need this in my life

I want to get messages like this 😒


Same

👆👆well step your pussy up 😅
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